> 39! 39! You poor people. It is only going to be
> 45 here today.
For those who don't know what cold really is..........
60 above:
Floridians try to turn on the heat. Minnesota people
plant gardens.
50 above
Californians shiver uncontrollably. Minnesota people
sunbathe.
40 above
Italian cars won't start. Minnesota people drive with
the windows down.
32 above
Distilled water freezes. Minnesota lake water gets
thicker.
20 above
Floridians wear coats, gloves and woolly hats.
Minnesota people throw on a sweatshirt
15 above
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
Minnesota people have the last cookout before it gets
cold.
0 -
People in Miami cease to exist. Minnesota people lick
the flagpole.
20 below
Canadians fly away to Snow Bird Land - Mexico.
Minnesota people get their winter coats out.
40 below
Milwaukee disintegrates. Minnesota's Girl Scouts
begin selling cookies door to door.
60 below
Polar bears begin to evacuate Antarctica. Minnesota's
Boy Scouts postpone Winter Survival classes until it
gets cold enough
80 below
Mt St. Helen freezes, Minnesotans rent videos.
100 below
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Minnesota people
get frustrated when they can't thaw the beer.
297 below
Microbial life ceases to survive on dairy products.
Minnesota cows complain of farmers with cold hands.
460 below
All atomic motion stops. Minnesota people start
saying..."Cold 'nuff for ya?"
Jim
75 PB in Minnesota
Plus 18 degrees, bright & sunshiney, about 8 inches of
coagultated fog on the ground.
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> 45 here today.
For those who don't know what cold really is..........
60 above:
Floridians try to turn on the heat. Minnesota people
plant gardens.
50 above
Californians shiver uncontrollably. Minnesota people
sunbathe.
40 above
Italian cars won't start. Minnesota people drive with
the windows down.
32 above
Distilled water freezes. Minnesota lake water gets
thicker.
20 above
Floridians wear coats, gloves and woolly hats.
Minnesota people throw on a sweatshirt
15 above
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
Minnesota people have the last cookout before it gets
cold.
0 -
People in Miami cease to exist. Minnesota people lick
the flagpole.
20 below
Canadians fly away to Snow Bird Land - Mexico.
Minnesota people get their winter coats out.
40 below
Milwaukee disintegrates. Minnesota's Girl Scouts
begin selling cookies door to door.
60 below
Polar bears begin to evacuate Antarctica. Minnesota's
Boy Scouts postpone Winter Survival classes until it
gets cold enough
80 below
Mt St. Helen freezes, Minnesotans rent videos.
100 below
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Minnesota people
get frustrated when they can't thaw the beer.
297 below
Microbial life ceases to survive on dairy products.
Minnesota cows complain of farmers with cold hands.
460 below
All atomic motion stops. Minnesota people start
saying..."Cold 'nuff for ya?"
Jim
75 PB in Minnesota
Plus 18 degrees, bright & sunshiney, about 8 inches of
coagultated fog on the ground.
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