Toilet Paper (Off net comments about TP)

[marlene meineken]

FUNNNNNY you made my day Scott.
But about Sears Catalog it's not so much about being scratchy it's so SLICK.
Marlene
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Subject: Re: GMC: Toilet Paper (Off net comments about TP)

>
> > > And how do you hang your Toilet Paper do the sheets come over the top
or
> > > straight down underneath?
> >
> > Well, 1-0'er, my toilet paper just sits on its flat end on the floor by
> your
> > feet. My toilet paper end makes what I call an Einstein twist similar to
> his
> > warpage of the time/space continuum. TP never makes it into a holder
for I
> > don't have one. The Sears catalogs aren't any good any more--they
scratch
> > your butt. So a hanger from Camping World would be worthless from my
liking/
> > unliking the Sears catalog. Toilet paper is getting so expensive here,
I
> > have been rinsing it out and hanging up to dry on my towel bars in the
> > bathroom. I am able to use only 1/2 a roll a month this way. I am
> > considering cutting back again on TP for the price of gas is breaking my
> > budget and I don't like walking more than 100 miles a day to save gas.
I
> > think what I will do is plan my shower around when I go to the bathroom.
> > PS. I frequently have been using the filthy toilet at the gas station
> > though just to get back at them for the high prices. I go to the
bathroom,
> > use their TP, put some in my pocket, then throw the remaining roll into
the
> > bowl and flush. I normally get the overflow to happen on one flush.
That
> > will teach them. and yes I place TP on the seat before I plant my
butt
> on
> > that filthy gas station seat. I never thought my life would have come
down
> > to worrying about the price of TP or over/under/limp/washed/stealing,
but
> I
> > guess it has. All my best --glad you are back to using the ground
floor
> > door once again!
> >
> > 2-0'er
>
> Now here is a frustrated GMC TP user, me.
>
> Scott NEHODA'S
> BACK YARD
>
>
>

 

[roger black]

2-O'er,
We got to work this out before we hit the road. Tried newspaper but the ink
left stains so I never could tell if it worked or not. Don't use the color
sections or it will drive your ass hole doctor nuts. Those stains are
really fun,though, if you get a chance to moon someone.

1-O'er

 

[marlene meineken]

You are right Scott guess we should let the subject die but it was fun and
gave me and I am sure others a good laugh. You know we need more laugh's it
keeps us going.
Marlene

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Sent: Saturday, June 10, 2000 10:07 AM
Subject: Re: GMC: Toilet Paper (Off net comments about TP)

> Hey Marlene!
>
> So you can relate to the "slickness" of the Sears catalog rather than
> scratchy part? I guess this is enough potty talk for the day. We will be
> thoroughly abused if we keep this thread alive.
>
> Scott
> PS. Working on a GMC black tank anaerobic digester to produce methane.
> Plan to use the methane gas to supplement the use of gasoline, therefore
> making the GMC more environmentally friendly and save tons of money in
> gasoline. When I hear about people using a Themosan, my hair stands
straight
> up--they are wasting a precious resource. Oh well, I guess those
California
> people don't sleep in the woods with bears like we do--
>