Mark,
You should have included SAFETY WARNING 9) Do not use building on Halloween.
They will tip over on door even when occupied.
Bob McL
- -----Original Message-----
From: owner-gmcmotorhome
[mailto
wner-gmcmotorhome]On Behalf Of Stammon
Sent: Saturday, June 10, 2000 8:00 PM
To: gmcmotorhome
Subject: GMC: Sears and Outhouses
As one who had to use a Sears catalog in a real outhouse (wood not brick),
allow me to explain the procedure.
1) Sit down.
2) Tear off sheet from catalog (in my case the toy section).
3) Read section while contemplating the infinite.
4) After about 5 minutes of contemplation stop reading and start kneading
sheet.
5) Kneed and read, read and kneed.
6) When paper is at desired softness, or cousins start to throw dirt balls
at
moon hole, stop and use paper for intended purpose.
7) Exit and return dirt ball fire.
8) SAFETY WARNING, do not play with wasp nest on ceiling of outhouse.
Cousins
will tell story for years of you "running around the barn screaming with his
pants around his ankles."
Happy Camping, and yes they do tip over.
Mark A
PS. At least I didn't fall in like my friend Mike, and he found his Dad's
lighter.
You should have included SAFETY WARNING 9) Do not use building on Halloween.
They will tip over on door even when occupied.
Bob McL
- -----Original Message-----
From: owner-gmcmotorhome
[mailto
wner-gmcmotorhome]On Behalf Of StammonSent: Saturday, June 10, 2000 8:00 PM
To: gmcmotorhome
Subject: GMC: Sears and Outhouses
As one who had to use a Sears catalog in a real outhouse (wood not brick),
allow me to explain the procedure.
1) Sit down.
2) Tear off sheet from catalog (in my case the toy section).
3) Read section while contemplating the infinite.
4) After about 5 minutes of contemplation stop reading and start kneading
sheet.
5) Kneed and read, read and kneed.
6) When paper is at desired softness, or cousins start to throw dirt balls
at
moon hole, stop and use paper for intended purpose.
7) Exit and return dirt ball fire.
8) SAFETY WARNING, do not play with wasp nest on ceiling of outhouse.
Cousins
will tell story for years of you "running around the barn screaming with his
pants around his ankles."
Happy Camping, and yes they do tip over.
Mark A
PS. At least I didn't fall in like my friend Mike, and he found his Dad's
lighter.
