Just for schitzengiggles, I did a search to see if you were the first person to ever use the word schadenfreude on the forum. I'm sorry to report that you're the second. The first was Carey Bryan back in 2012 (2nd paragraph):
A new guy has found out the interesting way that interconnected fuel tanks run out the same time. Bought the '78 Royale this March in California. Still listed by the way. It is the one with "too many options to list". 500 Cadillac, Rance Baxter EFI.....
While driving back after tire purchase, ran out of gas in the Mojave Desert the first time with 1/4 tank indicated on both tanks. Started to weave like NASCAR drivers and kept it running until the next exit, but it wouldn't run up the ramp to the gas station. Had to buy a gas can. attendant had schadenfreude, smirking at the guy not smart...