Non GMC

[alan bredbury]

To start your day with a thinking exercise.

This is too thought provoking not to share. Hope you
enjoy. The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and
tells whether you are qualified to be a "professional".
Scroll down for each answer. The questions are not that
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> Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the
giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests
your ability to think through the repercussions of your
actions.
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animals attend
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refrigerator. This tests your memory. OK, even if you did
not answer the first three questions, correctly, you still
have one more chance to show your abilities.
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> 4. There is a river you must cross. But it is inhabited
by crocodiles.
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> Animal Meeting! This tests whether you learn quickly from
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> According to Andersen Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of
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> professionals they tested got all questions wrong. But
many preschoolers
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this conclusively
> disproves the theory that most professionals have the
brains of a four
> year old.

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Alan Bredbury
Clinton, Ct.
1974 GMC 26' Classic Motorhome
http://www.finesttool.com/index.html/special.htm

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[terry & diane skinner]

Discouraged Men Chain Letter...

This letter was started in hopes of bringing relief to
other tired and discouraged men. Unlike most chain letters,
this one does not cost anything.

Just send a copy of this letter to five of your friends
who are equally tired and discontented. Then bundle up
you wife or girlfriend and send her to the man whose name
appears at the top of this list, and add your name to the
bottom.

When your turn comes, you will receive 16,255 women. One of
them is bound to be better than the one you already have.
At the time of writing this, a friend of mine had already
received 184 women, 4 of whom were worth keeping.

Remember - this chain brings luck. One man's cat died, and
the next day he received a Dallas Cowboy cheerleader. You
can be lucky too, so DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN!

One man broke the chain and got his own wife back.


Terry & Diane Skinner
Webfooted in Washington

 

[roger black]

Guys and Gals,
Need a recommendation as to a free email account. Which is best? Most
reliable? Etc? Reply off net, please.
TIA
rblack