Non GMC Joke

[marlene meineken]

Subject: Idiots

I was in a car dealership a while ago, when a large motor home was
towed into the garage. The front of the vehicle was in dire need of repair
and
the whole thing generally looked like an extra in "Twister". I asked the
manager what had happened. He told me that the driver had set the "cruise
control" and then went in the back to make a sandwich.

DON'T LET HIM WORK ON YOUR CAR
I was working at a hardware store when a mechanic from the local car
lot came in for some glass. I cut a piece 6 x 8 like he requested and put
it on the counter. He said no this is wrong it is 6 inches wide and 8
inches long, not 6 inches long and 8 inches wide. So I took the glass back
to the back read a paper and brought it back out and placed it on the
counter the other way and he said, "that's better "

Marlene

 

[gene]

You are a very sick person, how did you get on this list ??

Oh , now I remember, we are all that way.

gene

Ps--- get you copy of the easy instructions yet ??

>Subject: Idiots
>
>I was in a car dealership a while ago, when a large motor home was
>towed into the garage. The front of the vehicle was in dire need of repair
>and
>the whole thing generally looked like an extra in "Twister". I asked the
>manager what had happened. He told me that the driver had set the "cruise
>control" and then went in the back to make a sandwich.
>
>DON'T LET HIM WORK ON YOUR CAR
>I was working at a hardware store when a mechanic from the local car
>lot came in for some glass. I cut a piece 6 x 8 like he requested and put
>it on the counter. He said no this is wrong it is 6 inches wide and 8
>inches long, not 6 inches long and 8 inches wide. So I took the glass back
>to the back read a paper and brought it back out and placed it on the
>counter the other way and he said, "that's better "
>
>Marlene

Genef -- 77PB/ore/ca
GMC MOTORHOME INFORMATION
mr.erf
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[marlene meineken]

- ----- Original Message -----
From: gene
To:
Sent: Tuesday, August 01, 2000 1:08 PM
Subject: Re: GMC: Non GMC Joke

>
>
> You are a very sick person, how did you get on this list ??
>
> Oh , now I remember, we are all that way.
>
> gene
>
> Ps--- get you copy of the easy instructions yet ??

OF COURSE NOT HAVE YOU ??????? Don't think I will hold my breath.
^o^

 

[steve canyon]

Hey, Marlene! I think I've met those guys!

>Subject: Idiots
>
>I was in a car dealership a while ago, when a large motor home was
>towed into the garage. The front of the vehicle was in dire need of repair
>and
>the whole thing generally looked like an extra in "Twister". I asked the
>manager what had happened. He told me that the driver had set the "cruise
>control" and then went in the back to make a sandwich.
>
>DON'T LET HIM WORK ON YOUR CAR
>I was working at a hardware store when a mechanic from the local car
>lot came in for some glass. I cut a piece 6 x 8 like he requested and put
>it on the counter. He said no this is wrong it is 6 inches wide and 8
>inches long, not 6 inches long and 8 inches wide. So I took the glass back
>to the back read a paper and brought it back out and placed it on the
>counter the other way and he said, "that's better "
>
>Marlene

Regards,
Steve in N. Texas
Life's a real trip!