SORRY THE DEVIL MADE ME DO IT.. but it is not GMC
Subject: E-Moon
We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where

means a smile and

is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by

and

respectively. Well, how about some "assicons"?
Here goes:
(_!_) a regular ass
(__!__) a fat ass
(!) a tight ass
(_^^_) a bubble ass
(_*_) a sore ass
{_!_} a swishy ass
(_x_) kiss my ass
(_zzz_) a tired ass
(_o^^o_) a wise ass
(_E=mc2_) a smart ass
(_$_) Money coming out of his ass
(_?_) Dumb Ass
..oo*"""**
oo.oo*""*oo..
. oo*" "*o.o*" "*o.
. o" 'o" "o
o o *o
.o o 'o
o o o.
o o o
o \o/ o
o --0-- o
o. /o\ o
o o o
o o o
o o oo
oo o oo
oo. oo oo
'ooo. .oo. ooo
"o ""oo,, ,,oO-'Oo, ,,,,,oo"o
o. """""" oo """"" .o
'o oo o'
*o oo o
'o o o
o o o
o o o
o o o
o o o
o o o
o o o
o o o
o o o
o o o
o o o
o o o
You have just been E-MOONED!
Send this to 5 people within the next hour and you will be blessed with
people laughing at your e-mail. This is NOT a chain letter, so if you
don't mail it out, you won't have bad luck. (But who wouldn't want to
e-Moon a friend?)
(o: Happy e-mooning!!!

)