Offered in the holiday spirit.
As wannabe, just wondered if when a GMC for sale is
posted and we get our heart pumping 90 MPH, could you
please add the state so we would now if the chase was
on in our search.
Thanks and Enjoy
The National Transportation Safety Board recently
divulged they had covertly funded a project with the
U.S. auto maker Ford for the past five years, whereby
the auto makers were installing black boxes in
four-wheel drive pick-up trucks in an effort to
determine, in fatal accidents, the circumstances in
the last 15 seconds before the crash.
They were surprised to find in 47 of the 50 states
the last words of drivers in 61.2 percent of fatal
crashes were: "Oh, Shit!"
Only the states of Mississippi, Louisiana & Alabama
were different, where 89.3 percent of the final words
were: "Hold my beer and watch this!"
ACTUAL BUMPER STICKERS (Part 1 of 2)
1. Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car
Window.
2. If At First You Don't Succeed ... Blame Someone
Else And Seek Counseling.
3. If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
4. Warning! Driver Only Carries $20.00 In Ammunition.
5. How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He
Admits He Is Lost?
6. The Earth Is Full -- Go Home.
7. I Have The Body Of A God ... Buddha.
8. This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening
To Me.
9. So Many Pedestrians -- So Little Time.
10. Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult
11. If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?
12. Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
13. Illiterate? Write For Help.
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As wannabe, just wondered if when a GMC for sale is
posted and we get our heart pumping 90 MPH, could you
please add the state so we would now if the chase was
on in our search.
Thanks and Enjoy
The National Transportation Safety Board recently
divulged they had covertly funded a project with the
U.S. auto maker Ford for the past five years, whereby
the auto makers were installing black boxes in
four-wheel drive pick-up trucks in an effort to
determine, in fatal accidents, the circumstances in
the last 15 seconds before the crash.
They were surprised to find in 47 of the 50 states
the last words of drivers in 61.2 percent of fatal
crashes were: "Oh, Shit!"
Only the states of Mississippi, Louisiana & Alabama
were different, where 89.3 percent of the final words
were: "Hold my beer and watch this!"
ACTUAL BUMPER STICKERS (Part 1 of 2)
1. Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car
Window.
2. If At First You Don't Succeed ... Blame Someone
Else And Seek Counseling.
3. If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
4. Warning! Driver Only Carries $20.00 In Ammunition.
5. How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He
Admits He Is Lost?
6. The Earth Is Full -- Go Home.
7. I Have The Body Of A God ... Buddha.
8. This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening
To Me.
9. So Many Pedestrians -- So Little Time.
10. Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult
11. If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?
12. Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
13. Illiterate? Write For Help.
__________________________________________________
Do You Yahoo!?
Get Yahoo! Mail - Free email you can access from anywhere!
http://mail.yahoo.com/
